Ahh, Parenting

It seems like everyday I say something in the line of being a parent that I never saw myself saying.  Usually, it's something I would never have dreamed up the instance that would require it.  I'm sure you could add your own!

-Please stop poking the dog in the eye.  (Dog, MOVE!)

-We don't hit the dog with a branch.

-Sure, I guess you can take a balsa wood airplane into the shower...

-You're going to take a whole hot-wheels race track to the bathroom with you?  Why not.

-Don't touch the poo-poo!

-You can't have Tylenol, you're not sick!