Dog Baby:
gives sloppy kisses
must be watched/confined at all times
chews on everything, especially dangerous/choking hazard things
looks cute in clothes
does like wearing clothes
makes lots of messes
needs lots of shots
eats special food
everything they do is cute
most cute when sleeping
separation anxiety
makes cute noises
walk on all fours
not much for listening to you read stories
loves playing with other babies/puppies
wants what you're eating
likes to go everywhere with you
have to get up many times a night to let them out to pee
People Baby:
gives sloppy kisses
must be watched/confined at all times
chews on everything, especially dangerous/choking hazard things
looks cute in clothes
does like wearing clothes
makes lots of messes
needs lots of shots
eats special food
everything they do is cute
most cute when sleeping
separation anxiety
makes cute noises
walk on all fours
not much for listening to you read stories
loves playing with other babies/puppies
wants what you're eating
likes to go everywhere with you
have to wake up many times a night to care for it
Okay, so the only real difference is that your people baby is going to hopefully, look at least vaguely like you, and you don't have the convenience of people able to lock your people baby in a crate so you can go out to town for a few hours. At least I believe that's generally frowned upon.
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